Ever hear the phrase, “third times a charm”? Well, that would sure apply here even if you considered the first two “Lord of The Rings” movies masterpieces because they really got it right this time.
I have to figure you have probably seen the first two installments to be interested in this one. It’ll be worth your while this time – with the exception of maybe the first twenty minutes, the rest of this three hour plus movie flew by for me.
It is a wise idea to divide the storyline up into two or three adventures and then to switch back and forth between them. Frodo Baggins is the Hobbit played by Elijah Wood, and his job is to take that ring to a place where he can safely destroy it and basically save the world from evil. He’s joined by his fat Hobbit pal Sam (Sean Astin) and, returning from the second Rings movie, that ugly troll like thing called Gollum. The troll guy’s role is to be both evil and comic, and once you follow what he’s saying (his deep, raspy voice is tough to handle at first), he provides a fine counter to the cute little Hobbit guys.
Meanwhile, Gandalf (Ian McKellan) and most of the rest (more…)
Friday, December 12th, 2003
So there I was sitting at a matinee show today with all the blue hairs and the “Q” tips. The things I do for you people. This movie is about the developing romance between a 63 year-old bachelor and a 56 year-old uptight, once divorced woman. If it didn’t star Jack Nicholson and Diane Keaton, it wouldn’t stand a chance.
These two might very well be my favorite actors, and they’ve come together on screen for the first time in over twenty years. It was worth the wait.
Keaton is a playwright named Erica and Jack is a playboy named Harry. Harry dates only women around thirty years old and Erica doesn’t seem to date anyone these days. They meet when Harry starts fooling around with Erica’s daughter.
In a nutshell, the movie starts off funny and ends up very sentimental. (more…)
Friday, December 5th, 2003
I went out of my way to see this movie. Really, I did. Being the cynical, anti-holiday guy I can be, I wanted the break from all the “happy holiday” nonsense, and looked forward to sitting back with one over-the-top nasty movie. I’m still waiting for that movie.
“Bad Santa” is the story of a guy named Willie (played by Billie Bob Thornton), a miserable, foul-mouthed, alcoholic thief (a master safecracker) who plays a department store Santa just so he can rob the place on Christmas Eve. He’s teamed up with a black dwarf named Marcus (Tony Cox), the brains of the operation, or so it would appear. But there were very little brains associated with any part of this movie.
The one word I can think of to describe this movie is repulsive. And another would be uncomfortable. (more…)





